How mean do you want it
The floor never moves. We roast lineup calls, scores, and matchups. Never a real person's life, body, health, family, or money. Never a made-up stat.
Spicy
DefaultThe default, and the level every free sample runs at. Mean about the football and nothing else. It calls a bad lineup a bad lineup and reads the ugly score straight back to you. The language stays clean enough to drop in any group chat.
Use SpicyUnhinged
PaidEverything Spicy does, with the volume knob broken off. It swears. The takes run hotter and the reactions go feral. Same floor, always: it comes for your roster and your decisions, never the person holding the phone. Pick it if your league can take a punch.
Use UnhingedSame call. Two levels.
One real week, one real crime, cut both ways. Same numbers, same names, same verdict. Only the heat moves.
If someone in your league wants an episode pulled, they email us and it is gone the same day.