Terms of Service
Last updated: August 28, 2026
Operated by Fantasy Roast Desk LLC (Georgia). Contact: hello@fantasyroastdesk.com
1. What you are buying
Fantasy Roast Desk turns your fantasy football league's real game data into a satirical recap video, generated automatically. Depending on what you buy, that is a one-off Draft Roast or a full season of weekly episodes.
It is comedy. The show mocks lineup decisions, scores, and margins. It is not sports journalism, not analysis you should act on, and not a statement of fact about any person outside the game.
2. Who can buy
You must be 18 or over, and you must be a member of the league you are submitting, normally the commissioner. By submitting a league you confirm you are entitled to share that league's game data with us.
3. What we will and will not
say about people
These are commitments, not aspirations. They are enforced in the product, not just written here:
- Team names only. The show never uses a manager's real name.
- The show cannot invent a statistic. The writer only ever receives figures computed from your league's actual game data. It has no access to the raw feed, so every number on screen happened.
- Never a real person's life, body, health, appearance, family, or finances. The target is always the football decision. This limit is identical at every spice level, including the highest one.
- We watch every episode before it goes to your league. The buyer and the other managers do not review or approve the episode. Anyone in the league can still ask us to take a video down.
4. Taking a video down
Anyone in the league can have a specific episode pulled, whether or not they bought anything, by emailing hello@fantasyroastdesk.com. We remove it the same day. We do not ask you to justify it and we do not require your commissioner's agreement. See the Takedown Policy.
5. Prices, credits, and refunds
Prices are shown at checkout. Payments are processed by Stripe.
Credits. A Draft Roast credits toward a season. One credit only; it does not stack.
Refunds. You can request a full refund on a season any time through your second episode. Email hello@fantasyroastdesk.com and we refund the full amount. For the single week, three-week, and Draft Roast plans, or a season after your second episode, email us if something went wrong and we will look at it and try to make it right.
One-time payments. Every plan is charged once. A season tier covers one season and does not auto-renew. The single week and the three-week pack are one-time purchases, not subscriptions.
6. Your league's data
Covered by the Privacy Policy. In short: we read your league's game data to make the show, we hold it for the season and its records book, we use team names only, and anyone in the league can have their information deleted.
Delivery is to the buyer. We email each episode to the person who bought it, at the address they give at checkout. We do not collect other managers' addresses, and we do not pull emails from the fantasy platforms. Every email has a one-click unsubscribe.
7. What you may do with the episodes
Your episodes are yours to watch, share, and post. We keep the right to use fabricated demo leagues in our own marketing, never your league's episode without your written permission.
8. Acceptable use
Do not submit a league you are not part of. Do not submit fabricated leagues to farm free samples. Do not use the service to harass a specific person. We can decline or cancel an order, with a refund, if we think it is being used to hurt somebody.
9. Service reliability
Fantasy platforms change without warning, and ESPN has no official API at all. The show depends on their data. We will do our best, but we cannot guarantee an episode every week. If we miss a week we will tell you and try to make it right by hand.
10. No affiliation
Fantasy Roast Desk is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by the NFL, ESPN, Sleeper, Yahoo, or any team, player, or broadcaster. Our hosts are original characters. Any resemblance in a host's name to a real broadcaster is a play on words; the voice, the writing, and the performance are original and are not an impression of any real person.
11. Liability
The service is provided as is. To the maximum extent the law allows, our total liability is limited to what you paid us in the previous twelve months.
12. Changes and contact
We will email active customers before any material change takes effect. Questions: hello@fantasyroastdesk.com
13. Governing law
These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Georgia, United States.